1. He also asked me if I knew what “facetious” meant when I used it later.

    He also asked me if I knew what “facetious” meant when I used it later.

     
  2. Going to get properly caffeinated, then probably try to stay in the movie theater  the whole day.
     

     
  3. From the bad near my bed:

    Last night/this morning:

    • Saint Sanch
    • Up the Drunx
    • Phillip Glass Ceiling
    • DRONE-Y 2012
    • “We’re gonna need a bigger Choate/note/tote/moat/coat/zygote”
     
  4. I completely forgot that my mother was a stuntwoman in “Magic Kid 2”

    and that my sister’s father was a stunt man with over 100 credits….
     

     
  5. I got called a “mildly high functioning sociopath” at work.
    To be fair, the person who said this also compared me to Steve Albini after she saw him on Dogs 101.

     
  6. I hate cutesy names for drinks…
    Except I am sorta happy with calling a “White Russian” an “El Duderino”.

     
  7. Slowly starting to use this as a real blog…

    Can’t say I’m surprised or disappointed.
    Actually, for a minute there, I can safely say I was both.

     
  8. even the slightest, least committal bit of female attention turns me inside out still.

     
  9. I guess I just bought a truck.

    let’s nip this in the bud now: who needs help moving in the next 6 months?

     
  10. This just in!

    I’m still not dead.